Do
you fall asleep in meetings ? Well, here's something that will change all that !
To play: Simply tick off 5 WANK WORDS as you hear them and then shout
BINGO !!!
Wank Word Bingo |
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AT THE END OF THE DAY |
REVISIT |
BALL PARK |
THE COAL FACE |
CORE DRIVERS |
TAKE THAT OFF-LINE |
GAME PLAN |
SYNERGY |
PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE |
TOTAL QUALITY |
SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS |
STRATEGIC FIT |
BANDWIDTH |
WIN-WIN SITUATION |
SLIPPERY SLIDE |
STRATEGIC GOALS |
HARDBALL |
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX |
TICK THE BOXES |
TRANSPARENT |
GAP ANALYSIS |
OUT OF THE LOOP |
FAST TRACK |
PURCHASER - PROVIDER |
MINDSET |
BEST PRACTICE |
GO THE EXTRA MILE |
RESULTS DRIVEN |
KNOCK-ON EFFECT |
STRATEGIC PLAN |
THE BOTTOM LINE |
BENCHMARK |
EMPOWER EMPLOYEES |
PUT THIS
ONE |
TAKE THAT ON BOARD |
CORE BUSINESS |
THE BIG PICTURE |
NO BLAME |
CLIENT FOCUSSED |
TAKE HOME MESSAGE |
LESSONS LEARNT |
VALUE ADDED |
STRETCH THE ENVELOPE |
MOVERS AND SHAKERS |
WHERE TO FROM HERE |
KNOWLEDGE BASE |
MOVE THE GOAL POSTS |
SKILL SET |
QUALITY DRIVEN |
TOUCH BASE |
FINAL CUT |
OUTCOME DRIVEN |
TRIPLE BOTTOM LINE |
GOAL ORIENTED |
KEY STAKEHOLDERS |
VISIBILITY |
SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT |
SOCIAL CAPITAL |
EMPOWERING TECHNOLOGY |
S.W.O.T ANALYSIS |
PARADIGM |
CHAMPION CHANGE |
DO THE HARD YARDS |
RISK AVERSE |
CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMENT |
TESTIMONIALS FROM OTHER PLAYERS:
"I had only been in the meeting five minutes when I yelled BINGO !!"
"My attention span has improved dramatically."
"It's great, meetings have never been the same since my first outright win."
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process workshop as everyone waited for the elusive 5th."
"The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed BINGO !!! for the 3rd time in 2 hours"
"I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis."
"People are now even listening to the mumblers, thanks to Wank-Words."Print a copy of this out and take it to your next meeting and soon you'll be looking forward to meetings !