Outside the USA especially, and this included Europe travelers need to inspect the shower, making sure the water is hot, and with pressure.
"You can't expect, what you don't inspect."
"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
- Benjamin Franklin
Have you ever lived in a Hotel with a bad shower system?
Maybe there was no water pressure, or the hot water ran out before you was finished, there is numerous reasons the shower in Hotels are inadequate.
There is no way to check this type of shower systems:
a. Maybe they run out of water when there are too many guest.
b. Maybe the tank so small, you get half a good shower.
c. Maybe the owner shuts the electric off a night.
d. Maybe the owner has the temperature so low, it never is really hot.
Hotel in Panjachel, Guatemala
I just moved into the Hospedaje El Viajero on Santander street in Panajachel, Guatemala on Lake Atitlan and these are the Hot Water Faucets. When I saw them, I thought to myself,
"Well, it is a lottery, if I am lucky, I will have a hot shower."
(Not really, I have not had a bad shower in the last eight years of travel.)
The Hotel is excellent, the lady that owns the Hotel is nice, helpful, there is a kitchen for me to cook food. There is a very large parrot, many small ones, then two turtles. Plenty of flowers, plants, however a little noisy on the first floor because she has a laundry service.
Then to boot, every night 5-10 pretty girls move into the double rooms on the second floor.
I will live in this Hotel for seven days, I am still working on understanding whether the hot water is adequate.
I believe there are three strategies for choosing Hotel rooms by Travelers:
1. Pay so much for a Hotel Room that it would seem incredible if the shower was not great. (Then never complain, because you hate to admit you made an expensive bad decision.)
2. Pretend the shower is acceptable, and not complain, then make many juicy rationalizations and excuses why the shower is OK. I often here,
"You really do not need a hot shower in the tropics."
I love a hot shower, and I am accustomed to living the good life, I deserve the best that life can give.
3. The seasoned traveler way, inspect the shower, and never rent a room until he or she is positive the shower is adequate.
I have lived in approximately 1000 Hotel rooms in my 14 years of perpetual travel. And, after year seven of my travels, I gave up on Hotels, it does not matter whether I pay 200 dollars per night or 20, there is no 100 percent way to guarantee the shower is acceptable.
Panajachel, Guatemala Hotels
I am writing this travel tip in Panajachel, Guatemala on Lago Atitlan, which probably has the most ideal climate I have ever experienced on planet earth in the 90 countries I have visited.
This is the best shower system on the planet, if it is working correctly.
This is an on-demand electric hot water shower head, the slower the water the hotter the water. It is the most common way to have a hot water shower on the planet.
Why is this the best hot water shower? You can test it, you can inspect it, and if it working great, it will continue to work great. If there is pressure, it will continue to have pressure, if the water is hot enough, it will always have hot water.
But, you must inspect before you rent the room, or remember,
"You cannot expect, what you do not inspect."
I am Paying 50 Quetzales Per Night or 6.25 Dollars Per Night
This hotel is great, I think maybe the El Amigo probably has better rooms in a lonely sort of way. This hotel has a 20 times better social life, and the owner is a delight, she is attentive, and helpful. The El Amigo is more a weekend party Hotel for the Guatemala City rich kids.
What made me write this Travel Tip?
My friend Chris is living in an incredibly great room in the El Amigo, and his shower in that specific room sucks, he has almost cold water. The elevation his high here, it get cool at night, you need a hot shower here.
I have heard him explain a work around three times.
"I paid 30 USD to join the Regis Hotel which has a hot springs, I go down there to shower."
Then Kim says,
"The shower head in the El Amigo sprays in all directions."
Now, Kim is in my favorite room, it has good Internet because is is close the WIFI router. But, I am thinking to myself,
"Move rooms, the one to the left is the same price."
What are my two friends doing?
I wrote number two above:
2. Pretend the shower is acceptable, and not complain, then make many juicy rationalizations and excuses why the shower is OK.
I know what you, the reader is thinking.
You want to say,
"Move into a good hotel, and pay more."
"I would never live in a Hotel like that."
And, for sure, you will never live in Paradise, you will only get to visit.
Most of the expensive Hotels are noisy in Panajachel, they are on the main street of Santander, which is a zoo, it so noisy, you cannot think. The Hotels I stay in on regular basis are the Posado Don Carlos, the El Amigo, and now the Hospedaje El Viajero, they are all off the road far enough or on dead end streets, they are very quiet.
And, to get quiet, and good shower in Panajachel, may cost 100 USD per night.
My 6.24 Dollar Hotel is 50 times better than a 100 USD per night Hotel?
A 100 USD per night hotel is like a one night stand, none of the residents of the hotel ever stay more than about 5-10 nights. They are hard core tourist running around with their head off, making sure to suck out every possible greedy moment for the 1000's of dollars they are paying.
While, in the three Hotels I mentioned, there will be people living for months, and you can have good friends, not one nighters friends.
Chris and Kim are Smarter than the Average Tourist
They save 2850 U.S. Dollar by living in El Amigo, and excellent Hotel. They are calm, relaxed, and tranquil, because they can easily afford their 150 USD per month Hotel and do not NEED to return home, there is no reason to leave paradise.
The Bundle of Benefits of a Hotel
I laugh with Chris, in reality, for 30 USD he has the number one benefit of one the most expensive hotels in Panajachel. He is using the Hot Springs, pool, and all the benefits of the Hotel for one dollar per day. He has all the benefits of a 100 USD per night Hotel and is paying 6.25 dollars per night.
There is the Porto Lago Hotel, I am going to join soon, I think it is 30 USD per month, and the Hotel is fantastic, I can use the large swimming pool, the sauna, and the workout gym.
I inspect the room, the Hotel, I walk around counting up the benefits. I think in terms of a bundle of benefits. how many benefits does the Hotel have? And, it is amazing the 5 Star Hotels will allow me to buy their benefits for one dollar per day, and allow me to live somewhere else.
I ALWAYS have a Hot Shower anywhere on the Planet
Maybe Chris and Kim need cold showers, I do not, and both of these two people have the option to change rooms in the El Amigo and find a shower that works. Or, they could complain until the owners fix them "Manana."
A savvy traveler has many ways to guarantee he or she lives better than anyone around them. I am 100 percent sure I am more comfortable than people who pay 500 USD per night. When I walk into a Hotel, I appraise the Hotel for sound, noise, and problems. I then choose the best room in the Hotel, move the furniture around, and move rooms if there are small problems.
10 USD or 100 per night, the big difference is the 90 USD.
The Hotel San Antonio in San Pedro on the other side of the lake is one of the most pleasant Hotels I have ever lived in for 6 USD per night.
How do I ALWAYS have a Hot Shower?
I put an electric heater element into this bucket of water, wait about 15 minutes and take a comfortable dip shower.
1. I recommend you always inspect the shower before you rent the room. See if it has hot water and pressure, then if possible look at the hot water tank to see if it is big enough for a hotel. If you have problems, move room, or move hotels, never accept a room or try to not make waves, the people live the best make waves. The best Hotels abroad would have one hot water tank per room, or the on-demand shower head.
2. Back-Up Hot Water System: My bucket above guaranteed I always have a hot shower, I never have to accept a cold shower.
This is the game of Travel, and the seasoned travelers always lives in comfort, get the bes plane tickets, and live a life of luxury. When you fail to play the game, you need to go home, and are grateful to be home.
No more cold showers.
And, you should not be grateful to be home, you deserve to be comfortable both at home, and abroad.
Andy Lee Graham