You Will Understand Tanjooberrymutts - Jokes Sent To Andy

You Will Understand Tanjooberrymutts, a joke sent to me from a woman in Colorado.

By the time you read through this YOU  WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ...
 
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon
sirbees."
 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."
 
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish
to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and
eggs."
 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
 
Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud
pochd?"
 
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken?
   Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn
toes?"
 
Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn
toes?"
 
Guest: "I.... Don't think
so.."
 
RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn
toes???"
 
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what 'udo wan sahn toes'
means."
 
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow
Anglish moppin we botter?"
 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin
  will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
 
RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the
side."
 
RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"
 

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
 
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's
everything."
 
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye  ??"
 
Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
 
Guest: "You're welcome"
 
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU
  WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
 ......and you do, don't you?!!!

And now you know why SB1070 passed in Arizona!!!

 

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