My Green Hat - Jokes Sent To Andy

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. 
Here's the hat.  

My Green Hat

Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. 

Don't try it at McDonald's though.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.


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