The Secret Service Boom Boom Girl scandal is providing me with some very enjoyable entertainment while in the USA.
"There are two things you don’t want to see being made—sausage and legislation."
- Attributed to Otto von Bismark (1815-1898), Germany’s chancellor.
That is one of my favorite quotes, however, I normally say,
"There are two things you do not want to understand how it works, that is Sausage and Politics."
... My guess, on the global Boom Boom market, this is 80 USD in Colombia, and maybe 150 if she spent the night in the type of Hotel these boys were staying.
I enjoy the TV show called "The Big Bang Theory," and I am always delighted and feel enlightened by the theme song, I enjoy the words:
"Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started."
I have not checked this out, maybe it is not 14 "Billion" years, and truly I do not care, why?
"TMI" it is Too Much Information...
(Sarcasm, yes, sarcasm)
Please stop your world for a second, take a pause, try to imagine 14 billion years ago, and maybe, the maybe give it a try to think about where you will be 500 years from now.
The comedy started 14 billion years ago, and I think the USA has a terminal case of taking themselves too serious.
"Please, people of the USA, people of the world, don't take yourselves so serious."
Well, the USA culture is doing it again...
Come on, President Clinton did not lose his job...
Now, do I think the Secret Service people should be fired?
Yes, but not for the Boom Boom girl thing,
It is obvious they are too dumb for the job of protecting the President of the USA, leader of the free world.
This is a country that enjoys "American Idol," I think the guy, maybe gal from Aerosmith is a judge. Please this crap is great entertainment.
However, let me think,
85 Percent of husband and wives commit adultery, or cheat in the marriage, and maybe close to 50 percent of them end up in divorce. And again, I do not care if the stats are correct, it is T.M.I.
Where is the gutter?
I heard a recovering alcoholic tell a story one time, and he said,
"Some of you lost your drivers license, and lived in the gutter."
"Well, I never got a DWI, but I dragged the gutter into my house to show my children."
"I made them live with me in the gutter."
That is what a divorce does, hehehe...
And, I now I am supposed to take it serious when men go have sex with women, paid, not paid, or just the third date,
"You do know what the third date means?"
A divorce is more serious than a few Secret Service agents buying boom boom girls in Colombia, where it is maybe legal. (T.M.I.)
Nothing better than a good Witch hunt, by the "Take themselves serious" bunch.
I hope to always remember, I was nothing when it started, and I am nothing now, I am just dust in the wind, all things are fleeting.
The more I love people, the more I am capable of overlooking their fallibilities.
The Big Bang Theory theme song performed by Barenaked Ladies
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangaea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here,
they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with a big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with a big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!"