Bon Jour Ivory Coast
Andy checking from the coutry of Ivory Coast in West Africa, I need to translate my computer skills to French, then I will be off and posting away, The French Keyboard is different,
I am in a Hotel; with swimming pool and ok, Too expensive. It is East of Abdijan in a place called the Grand Bassan;
I will type these offline next time. I am great, pretty girls here, more modern and clean than India, so I am relaxing and studying French, Tall and lean today...at the market.
Bon Jour Ivory Coast
Smuggling Knives on Planes
July 26, 2006
I became an accidental smuggler of a large knife on a plane, not one time, however the second time was known well before I got on the plane, so I suppose the second time was pre-meditated. This is probably a way to sit in an office for a few hours answering many questions, in the worst case, I go to jail.
Ok, how to do it? I have often speculated that my one cooking pan set could conceal a gun. It conceals a big hunting like knife presently, purchased and cut off in Poland. Big enough to cut a Pineapple easily, my gauge of what size knife is needed. I consider the Swiss Knife a waste of money, if you can get a do-anything knife for less than 7 dollars U.S. go for it.
This is convoluted, I wonder if I can use a better word. Maybe you can say it making a four-layer cake. Problematic, is a good way of thinking, actually the Emirates Airlines is such a great Airlines, I considered stopping in Dubai just to explain how to do this to their security people. I know or feel I have only about a 1 in 20 chance though of them appreciating this good advice, thus a 19 out of 20 chance I get punished for my good intentions.
Nonetheless, I do believe I could smuggle most anything I want on to most Airlines, bombs ingredients seem a lot easier than a gun, big metal is a problem, however in the end it the shape. Knives and box cutters would be a piece of cake, how to live in the shadows of 9-11 for kicks. I do agree with the complicated searches, the asking of questions, and 99 percent sure they need to racial profile or pull out the stereotypes of the normal Islamic suicide bombers. Nothing more stupid than to ignore the description of your prime suspect. Blond haired, blue eyed Americans can do about anything and not get caught, low on the totem post of suspects, and deservedly so, I am more likely to buy the country than to blow it up. I have thought many times how to strategically buy a country, I think some are possible. I am in Africa, and for sure France owns more than they admit. Give them freedom, but do not give them title.
The big backpack has this plastic bottom of a plastic gas can inside.
This was stacked inside the bottom of gas can.
The cooking or maybe a Swiss cooking set is also inside.
I have multiple books, I suppose the cooking thing looks like a book also.
I often have problems with these large hooks, however only one time per hook because they take them away and never give back.
Smuggling Knives on Planes
July 26, 2006 Thursday
I am leaving India and entering West Africa, there is no clear paths of entry, all is hazy. I had some major confusions leaving Delhi as I purchased a plane ticket with Spicejet.com for the wrong day. I slept in the Mumbai, Airport and woke to get on the Emirates flight,, the man informs me, you ticket is for the next day.
This is in American football, when the Quarterback decides at the line of scrimmage to change the plans of attack. I suppose and hope, dream, I could explain how to do this, however in the end I think about a movie called,
- Shakespeare in Love -
Or something like that, in the movie, they ask how it works, and the organizer of the play says,
- I do not know, it just works. -
This is the essential advice I could say, it is not important you know how it will work, just know that it will work out. In the worst case you get killed, in the second worst case you get robbed and have to go home, in the third it takes forever to travel where you want to go and you give up.
However, the normal and about 99 percent of the time you pay a lot more than you expect and make the trip. Most people Euro their way through, I would say dollars, but in then end, the normal person traveling is from Europe and they Euro their way through. Most of the truly adventurous person though are from USA, Germany and France, and a few from England when they can stop drinking. I would love to just say England, however the drinking is dominating their culture, time to grow up and get a grip.
I am in the airport, talking with a Prince from the Country of Niger, that is explaining how India is very primitive and Nigeria is just lie the USA. The great part is his explanation of why they Kidnap people in Nigeria. The big oil gives millions of dollars of compensation to the government, that is then to be given to the people. The government puts in their pocket and cheats the people, they kidnap the oil worker, the government of the oil worker says, give the money to the people or else, they do this, and the people are freed.
He kept saying,
- Australia gave my government ONE HOUR -
- One hour and he money was released. -
I have his name, address and whatnot in Lagos, Nigeria and possible I stop in an visit his Cocoa and Cashew Plantation.
What to do, I have to change my ticket at the line of scrimmage. I beg mercy, cower, truly do feel worried, do not want to sleep in Mumbai under any condition, sleeping in the airport sounds better. I am up to my last hair on my head with India culture. The lady can get me on the plane to Dubai, but says she has priority standby for me in Dubai to Abidjan or Accra. I for sure think sleeping in the up and coming modern super rich buy anything and anybody city of Dubai sounds better than sleeping in Mumbai.
I arrive in Dubai Airport, all is great, clean, and find the transfer desk, first one below, the one up top, going though multiple security checks. Another good story in this, but next post.
I get put on Standby for the plane, the Standby priority as set up in Mumbai does not exist, however I knew that because I know the India culture, say anything plausible or stupid, but see if it flies comments. I made the decision to fly to Dubai because it was cleaner than India, not because I thought I had a onward ticket. I knew I had the onward ticket for the 27 of July, I was arriving on the 26 of July, 2006.
I arrived in Abdijan, Ivory Coast after about 30 hours of travel, it all worked out, I do not know why, but it always does.