SELL CANADIAN GIRL FOR CAMELS IN IRAQ

Was trying to convince Canadian girl to go to Iraq with me.

I was say,

"I can sell you to the Iraq men for my safety."

She said,

"It would have to be at least 100 camels...

And red ones."

Like I know the difference in value between a normal camel and a red one.

I may be able to help on the difference in cows. Being I am from rural Indiana.



BAZOOKA COWS

My Harvard friend was in Russia. He said you could pay to use a bazooka to blow up a cow.

Now the people that want to do this for fun...

Are certifiably crazy.

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