Do you fall asleep in meetings ? Well, here's something that will change all that !
To play:  Simply tick off 5 WANK WORDS as you hear them and then shout BINGO !!!

Wank Word Bingo

AT THE END OF THE DAY

REVISIT

BALL PARK

THE COAL FACE

CORE DRIVERS

TAKE THAT OFF-LINE

GAME PLAN

SYNERGY

PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE

TOTAL QUALITY

SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS

STRATEGIC FIT

BANDWIDTH

WIN-WIN SITUATION

SLIPPERY SLIDE

STRATEGIC GOALS

HARDBALL

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

TICK THE BOXES

TRANSPARENT

GAP ANALYSIS

OUT OF THE LOOP

FAST TRACK

PURCHASER - PROVIDER 

MINDSET

BEST PRACTICE

GO THE EXTRA MILE

RESULTS DRIVEN

KNOCK-ON EFFECT

STRATEGIC PLAN

THE BOTTOM LINE

BENCHMARK

EMPOWER EMPLOYEES

PUT THIS ONE
TO BED

TAKE THAT ON BOARD

CORE BUSINESS

THE BIG PICTURE

NO BLAME

CLIENT FOCUSSED

TAKE HOME MESSAGE

LESSONS LEARNT

VALUE ADDED

STRETCH THE ENVELOPE

MOVERS AND SHAKERS

WHERE TO FROM HERE 

KNOWLEDGE BASE

MOVE THE GOAL POSTS

SKILL SET

QUALITY DRIVEN

TOUCH BASE

FINAL CUT

OUTCOME DRIVEN

TRIPLE BOTTOM LINE

GOAL ORIENTED

KEY STAKEHOLDERS

VISIBILITY

SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT

SOCIAL CAPITAL

EMPOWERING TECHNOLOGY

S.W.O.T ANALYSIS

PARADIGM

CHAMPION CHANGE

DO THE HARD YARDS

RISK AVERSE

CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMENT

TESTIMONIALS FROM OTHER PLAYERS:
"I had only been in the meeting five minutes when I yelled BINGO !!"
"My attention span has improved dramatically."
"It's great, meetings have never been the same since my first outright win."
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process workshop as everyone waited for the elusive 5th."
"The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed BINGO !!! for the 3rd time in 2 hours"
"I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis."
"People are now even listening to the mumblers, thanks to Wank-Words."

Print a copy of this out and take it to your next meeting and soon you'll be looking forward to meetings !