Stupid Locals on Bus Travel Tip

Stupid Locals on Bus Travel Tip
Tourists can be incredibly stupid.
Travelers can be outrageously dumb.

Do the locals know their own country, or can they be stupid?

Often in our misguided understanding of the world we think the locals understand their country; this is an example of this misguided belief. There are two more examples at bottom of this Journal Post explaining some misguided reasoning.

Ask advice from people who use a bus, do not ask not from people who do not use the bus.
Ishaka, Uganda
East Africa
Wednesday, May 6, 2009


This a full size normal bus, I rode on this bus from Mubende to Fort Portal, Uganda, it was torture, I had to sit in the back seat and had motion sick the whole way, almost lost the Chapatti I ate before boarding the bus I never thought of Chapatti as being greasy until I came to Africa.

I was in Mubende, Uganda waiting for what Ugandans call a Taxi, what Kenyan calls a Matatu and what I call a van to come and take me to Fort Portal, Uganda when I met a nice woman by the name of Jessica. The trip is about 75 miles, this distance can take anywhere from 1.5 hours to 5 hours depending on the level of chaos both are short trips for a traveler.

If I were lucky, I would get on this large bus, and then possibly travel directly from Mubende to Fort Portal in about one and a quarter hour.

I am sitting in the back seat of the bus, taking a Photo of my new friend Jessica that may need to stand for 2-4 hours.

This is Jessica, truly a nice woman who helped me to find the bus above. I met her at street stop where people board small vans or buses going to Fort Portal. We had and enjoyable talk for about 90 minutes while we waited for the big bus above to come, she kept telling me,
“It is coming now.”

While we waited, three small vans stopped, loaded and left for Fort Portal, she kept telling me,
“The big bus will come and it will pass all the small ones.”
“It will go direct.”

Well, I was thinking to myself, this women is nuts, this is Africa, however 75 miles is a short distance, I will follow along and see if she is correct, maybe I can learn a trick or two about Uganda.

Ok, the big bus cost 10,000 Uganda Shillings, and I believe the small van cost 8,000 Shillings. The bus arrived, they make us pay before we could board the bus, when I get on and discover there is one seat in the absolute rear of the bus and not enough for all the passengers, Jessica is left standing.

The back seat of a bus bounces up and down; this is the best seat on the bus to get motion sickness, and I become motion sick easily.

Well, the only way to know if a new friend makes bad decisions is allow them to lead the way. Generally, Jessica was great person, a happy, generous and helpful person.

I enjoyed the conversation, I enjoyed spending 5 hours with Jessica to travel 75 miles.

I am a traveler, Jessica is a person who lives in Mubende, I probably have taken more buses in Uganda in one week then she took in one year. I made a new friend, and elongated my trip by 2-3 hours.

My thoughts,
“You are upwind of me old woman, I hope you took a shower today.”
“Why do Africans think they will get sick if they open the window?”
“The word you are looking for is Musungo.”
“Yes, white people sometimes get on buses, we do not all have cars.”
“The retarded girl asking me questions next to me is ok, I know she is your friend, but I will watch her.”
“Yes, my eyes are blue.”
“No, the white skin will not rub off.”
“Children deserve seats as much as grownups.”
“If you keep looking at me, I am going to take your photo.”


First Example:
Tourist will ask locals what the money exchange rate is, why would a local need to know, they do not need to change money. Yes, in some countries, they all seem to be preoccupied with this; however, in a normal stable country, they are not concerned or aware.

Second Example:
Tourist and Travelers will ask people to look at a map and explain where to go, generally the average person on a the planet has never went more than 20-30 miles from their home, has no need for a map, and has never used one.
“Can people read maps?”
Note, if you want to give a nice gift to a friend, give them a map of their country.

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Stupid Locals on Bus Travel Tip


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Why do Africans think they will get sick if they open the window

ha ha ha. So true. I was once stuck on the 22 hour bus between Lome and Ouagadougou. No airconditioning. Normally I wouldnt think this is a problem, but when I opened the window to let a (warm) breeze come in, a bunch of people told me to shut it because it will make them sick!

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