Global Warming is Small Talk

Oscar Wilde said that
"Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative."



I believe in Global Cooling, or maybe I believe in Global Warming, neither seems important enough to worry about…

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Sosua, Dominican Republic --- Sunday, February 28, 2010
By Andy Graham of HoboTraveler.com
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I was lying on the beach, thinking about my Parent suffering from extreme cold in Indiana, I truly wish last couple of years they truly had global warming…

I thought to myself,
"I do not care about the weather; it truly annoys me to think about the weather."
"There is no reason to think about the weather, I am not God, I must accept it, I cannot change it, truly an ineffective thought."



Hmm Global Warming Nuts

First of all, cleaning up the pollution on the planet is a good idea; therefore, I am not going to obstruct the Global Warming nuts. Let them push on; I just wished they sounded like Scientist and not emboldened Zealot Journalist.

Second, statistics is about the sample, the size of the sample. 10 years, 100 years, even 500 years is not going to tell me the truth, I think it is logically impossible to tell whether the world is warming or growing colder.

Third, we must accept it, or all you folks driving SUV’s are jerks, which is probably true whether there is global warming or global cooling.

Status-cism, worst than Racism, the scourge of our small planet, the third rock.

Some people recommend looking at the shoes to size up a person, I tend to listen to the first words out their mouths. I am first expecting a Hello, I want to hear their manners first, and then learn how little brains they have.

By definition, this missive is small talk, because it is about Global Warming, LOL.

Global Warming is Small Talk

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