Cynical Travel Definitions

Cynical Travel Definitions

Ecologically Safe:  Reason to charge more.

Hostel: A place where the management does not provide normal hotel services, but it cost the same.

Semi-Cama, and Cama Bus:  Same bus, but one cost more.

Great BEACH:  There is lots of drugs, and party.

Guide: Someone who tries to have sex with foreign girls.

Agri-Tourism: A place where you pay the same, but have to work, and compete with the local workforce, decreasing the availability of jobs.

Tourist Guide CARD: Indicates he knows where, all the prostitutes, drugs, and will gladly take you to his uncles store.

I love you: Latino male =  I want to have sex with foreigner, are you stupid?
Latino Female: I want to have sex, but only if you take me to you country.

Safe Deposit box of Management: The left second drawer down, of the desk.

Safe Storage room for Backpacks: The space behind the reception desk, or the room where the cleaning supplies are.

Cleaning lady: The person, that steals you camera, and 10 dollars, of the one hundred dollars in you wallet.

Posted room prices: A starting point of negotiations, or prices for new travelers.

Food on the bus: A way for the bus to make more money.

Executive bus: Same bus, but cost more.

Music on the bus: The noise that makes it impossible to talk. The noise you hear all night, while trying to sleep.

Great Place to study languages: The best party town in the area.

Camera Case: Please rob me, I have money on me.

Tourist Menu: Come in, you will pay more.

Wake up call in the morning: I will wake you after I wake up, and when I remember.

Policeman: A person walking around looking for girls, and bribes.

Tourist information office: A place that sells tours, trips, etc. The same as a travel agent.

Recycled box: Place that you place your aluminum, so we can make money, and we do not have to separate, or clean from the normal trash.

Call a Taxi for me please: OK, I will call my cousin, or please. I would like to pay double the cost for a taxi.

Do not wash you clothes in the room: We have a pay to use laundry, and we want you to use it.

Backpack Cover: I am from Israel.

Dredds: I like to listen to Bob Marley, and smoke dope.

.925 Silver: Stamp that proves it is fake.

Dollar:  The currency to use, when paying more than one hundred dollars.

Local Currency: The money we use, because we need a place to pass the fake bills.

Manana: A day that does not exist.

Photos from the Hobo Community