Dominican-republic Travel Stories, Page 2

100-300 Sosua Girls Affects Offshore Investments

Last night here in Sosua, Dominican Republic from 100-300 Sosua Girls were arrested. This little offshore community of Expatriates is in an uproar, some are happy, some are angry. These Sosua Girls operate a nightly rental service, and I believe the owners of real property are upset.

Rental Service of Sosua

VIDEO Taken down to protect the guity... hehehehe

The owner of (OOOOPSS) is obviously unhappy. He came to these small offshore community of Sosua and invested a lot of time and energy in promoting his boom boom version of Sosua. The value of many Americans offshore investment in Real Estate is either in jeopardy or going to increase in value.

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


Female Mayor Wants to Clean up Sosua
I have been listening to older men complain that the Mayor of Sosua is destroying the city of Sosua, and wants to put the Sosua girls out of business.

Does the value of Sosua City real estate rise and fall with the body of a Sosua Girl?

Generally, the men who invest in these women for the night for between 25-35 US Dollars are upset. I figure there is one to two real hilarious stories per week here in this small Caribbean city. Now, if I was owned an all-inclusive resort close to Sosua, I would be happy with the Mayor.

I asked an older woman that manages the Super Market next to Rockies’ restaurant what she thought,
"There are too many."
"Esta demasiado Chicas."

All in all, the city of Sosua will survive, with or without the Sosua Girls, whatever the situation this is beautiful little city with a great beach. The cost of visiting the Caribbean here Sosua is maybe 50-70 percent cheaper than the major Caribbean Island group.

Do you want to buy a Home for 300 thousand dollars knowing the almost primary business in the center of the city is overnight rentals? Would you offshore investment in Real Estate be secure?

People dream of buying a home in the Caribbean, and more often than not, they have no clue of underlying business environments, and governmental forces at work that influences their offshore investment.

As for me, this is the reason why I come to Sosua, there is nothing better on the planet than to go the New Garden Restaurant and hear all the wild and crazies stories each morning while drinking coffee. This make reading John Steinbeck stories about Cannery Row in California seem tame.

Thank you Sosua, there is never a dull moment, and I am 100 percent sure my life is not boring.

Note, new information came in, it cost each girl 1500 Pesos to get out jail, about the price of one nights backbreaking work.

100-300 Sosua Girls Affects Offshore Investments

You who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by

You who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by

That is a line from a song by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young called:
"Teach Your Children."

There is an ironic God that speaks in tongues inside my head, I believe this voice is male. Nonetheless, I am for sure one them folks on the road, and I do have a code to live by. Generally, my code is to tell my story simple, direct, and honest, and to never hide behind a lie, to be man enough to be me, and not what you want to hear.

I cannot imagine lying to this little baby in my arm in Cote d’Ivoire, West Africa.

I cannot imagine lying to the full size adult children in my life anywhere I meet on the planet, and for sure it would be stupid to lie to readers, yet it feels to me that 99 percent of travel writers want to tell you something more than real, never just life on life’s terms.

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


What happened to me?
I went to a place called Plan B the other night, and a girl I was talking with, tall skinny and nice told me she had five children. I had not reason to doubt her, he even gave me what I thought was her number.

I told Ani about the five children, and she said that this was not true.

Well, a long story short, the girl told me a long lie, completely trying to be in control of nothing. I was hurt to think, this girl has no code, she will lie for no reason, I was further hurt to think that people around me would indulge her, or believe this was good or clever. It is quite obvious, many people have a code, quite different than mine.

My Second Code to Live by
I walk away from people who believe this is good, clever, and never look back, life is simpler when I keep the idiots downstream from my path.

And it for sure, there are many people who did not have parent, to teach them well, but there is always time to take a different path, or change your stars.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
by Graham Nash

You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a good bye.
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.
And you, of tender years,
Can't know the fears that your elders grew by,
And so please help them with your youth,
They seek the truth before they can die.
Teach your parents well,
Their children's hell will slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.

Sosua Bay Resort

You who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by

Spy Camera Video of Domino Game

I love to make cultural videos, I want to record National Geographic type videos, but better, more authentic, no staging, no creating the situation, the real thing. I have been taking photos for years, however to record an authentic video of real life cultural events, you must be alone, and use a spy camera.

Why spy camera?

1. It is incredibly dangerous to photograph some real events, I got the balls, I do not have the equipment.

2. The event changes the moment the group see a camera, the world knows what a camera is, and do not want to part of my video.

I am still practicing, but I presently have in my hands a pair of sunglasses with a camera built into them, this new video camera is too cool.
- Thank you Mark for bringing to me from the USA:

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


Dominoes in Mundo Latino
I have been trying to video an ongoing game of dominoes for years, without getting my butt beat. Why, this is my first video, I have not capture a good banging noise. However, what happens is these boys playing will bang the Domino pieces down on the table. I am not sure why, but sometimes they bang the piece so hard you can hear the noise a block away.

The playing of games is always an interesting cultural event, what they are playing, why they are playing, and that they have the time to play all day. Many men or women cannot read, write, and have no desire to work, therefore they sit around all day playing games, most of the world works in between fun things to do, or conversations.

Well, now, I am going to be able to video more of these unique cultural events, chronicle the real world before they stop, and the world changes to a new channel.

I am going to be able to record some tribal traditions before these traditons end in the next 10-20 years.

60 Dollars of fun camera videos until they break!

You can buy them here:

I am going broke right now, I am losing money with this business, we now have three workers, and I am working day and night to recoup from the nasty things happening because of greedy monopolies. I will survive, but will videos like this survive?

I need to buy about 3,000 USD in new equipment before I return to Africa, I need a new camera, and about 700 Dollars worth of these spy gear camera, computer crap, a never ending list of small things, batteries, etc.

Putting up videos is at best a gift to my readers, I have yet to figure out way to make money with videos of cultural events. I have been witness to things in many cultures that need recorded and preserved for the future, before the world of cell phones and Facebook completely destroys cultures for eternity.

I am one of the rare travelers who goes to Africa, to the jungle of the Amazon, to weird, strange, dangerous and uncomfortable places.

Thank you Andy Graham

Spy Camera Video of Domino Game

Be Part of the Solution or JUMP or JUMP

Do you want to have a special life? I am grateful every day of my life, I am one of the luckiest persons on the planet.

I want to share my passion for my lifestyle, and I want you to tell the idiots to jump!

My life is good! ---- JUMP! (Click on that photo and see photo of people who jumped)

Why, because I refused to sit around with bunch of idiots kissing the ass of the some boss just for money, my life was worth more.

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


What is the problem?

Who is you boss today?

The boss wants you to keep quiet, they do not want to be called an idiot. They want you to live the same life as them, boring, I mean incredibly boring, show up to work and suck up all day.

Yes, we all made some bad choices, but you can change a few of your stars.

ME - I was one of the worst loser, but I jumped:
I became an alcoholic.
Which caused me to then file bankruptcy.

But I changed my stars, I became a somebody, not a nobody, I jumped!

I became a somebody to me, I love myself, and for sure I know the lifestyle I live is 100 percent special.

You have a choice?
You can disagree, that is easy, just click away, and be an adult and leave, do not try to attack me on the way out, allow me to have freedom of speech.

Or you can think outside the box, open your brain, and ask yourself…
"Why is Andy so arrogantly, assertively, pushing this lifestyle?"

Simple, because I am one of the luckiest person on the planet, and there is zero reason anyone who has 500-5000 Dollars in regular income cannot JUMP and come visit.

I do not want you to kill yourself, I want you to jump, you only have one life, and you squandered your existence and gift God gave you, you have the right to JUMP.

Be Part of the Solution or JUMP or JUMP

Ani is a Sosua Girl who is not Afraid to Live the Good Life

Video of Ani explaining the good life here in Sosua, Dominican Republic here in the Caribbean.

49 out of 50 people I meet in life are afraid and boring, here is a video of Ani who is not living a boring life, and she is a somebody, not a nobody,

This is Ani, she live in Sosua and has escaped from the boring existence many people life, she is the master of her fate.

Ani, is a Bulgarian Sosua Girl who sells real estate and provides legal assistance to the foreigners living here.

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


I know you hate me
I want you to get angry at me, until one day you jump, either out of life, or into life, get living of get dying.

I know many of you get angry, then you continue to read daily like a bunch of caged monkeys what I write. I know what you are thinking in the back of your mind, you think I am lying, and then justify why I am an idiot, by saying,
"He is a Hobo he lives like a bum."

Hobo Traveler I just a fun name for a web site.

It is almost impossible to make you readers think, it is impossible to make you escape the boring lives you live. Well, you truly are an idiot if you believe I live like a bum. I am always in paradise, the reason is simple, because I go and do what I want. I control my who, when, where, why, what, how, and how much.

Paradise is affordable, hell is working to pay for crap we cannot afford.

I am me, not you, I am always where I want to be, not where you want me to be… hehehe, did that one get into your skull? Can you escape before you jump out an open window?

Ani is a Sosua Girl who is not Afraid to Live the Good Life

Welcome to Hilton Manhattan East to My Hobo

Hilton Manhattan East signed up on yesterday:

Hotels on

Boy Genius generates a daily report of new members to travelers community. Today, as scanned down my list of new e-mails, I read.
"Hilton Manhattan East," has activated their account.

I always am both proud, and laughing in a funny way, because Hobo is good enough for the Hilton, I just wish we could explain the inherent value to every small Mom and Pop Hotel so the site was more balanced on prices.

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


First Adopters Theory
Eric, one of the most intelligent readers, and a person who often makes comments wrote me e-mail explaining first adopters. I had never truly focused on the concept of first adopters. Generally, there are people who join quickly, or buy into new trends, so in a way Hilton is a first adopter because we only have 1900 Hotels, and I am predicting 25,000,000 when fully populated.

Nonetheless, fun stuff, and I want to thank Hilton Manhattan East for putting a smile on my face.

Members of are members of and vice versus, or that it how all it meant to evolve.

Welcome to Hilton Manhattan East to My Hobo

Please Tell me All the Ways I am an Idiot

I adore the TV Show House MD, and have now successfully watched all seven seasons. This is how I do it, I download them using Torrents, which is illegal, then proceed to watch a whole season of this man House MD abusing his staff of doctors.

I would have to be moron, idiot, to not download free stuff. I know they are smart enough to stop torrents, it is just a weird way of advertising. The smart use them, watch a movie, then the idiots follow along and buy. (Marketing by Stupid)

I truly enjoy House telling everyone around him they are an idiot.

House is the genius doctor who saves the life of his patients, while telling all the other people in his life they are morons, idiots, stupid, and they need to start to use their brain.

My opinion is this, I believe House would agree,
"Life is a game, and the losers are the game."

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


My Readers are Idiots
I turned off the comments on the this Blog to give myself a vacation from moronic comments. The 100 percent honest truth it this, I believe 90 percent off all comments are incredibly stupid.

And, I truly do not enjoy the process of trying to prove and idiot an idiot. The reason is simple, an idiot will never accept they are an idiot, that is why they are an idiot.

On the other hand, when I prove to highly intelligent person how stupid they are, they get angry, lash out and try to get personal, like somehow that is intelligent. I hold the power of delete, I can black hole the truly incisive comments, to make all the idiots unaware of what really happened.

All in all, most readers comments are waste of good brain bandwidth for me, however I had somebody yesterday begging me to connect them up again.

Subject: Bring back the comments

Hi Andy,

Bring back the comments!
They have been gone far too long.

If people can't interact with you, they will just go away.

I personally don't want to just read reports, I want to read your report and comment on it too!

Come on man! Bring them back!


I feel like House, why do I need to listen to all the idiotic, morons tell me how I am stupid for living in paradise. I am here on a beach, doing as little as possible, and my readers all are working dogs, working like a slave because they have to buy a big car and house, because their dick are so small, they are bald, ugly, fat, and stupid.
There only hope of love is to buy it:

If they did not buy the car, the house, they might have time to exercise and not be so ugly, fat and stupid, then they could come live on the beach looking girls in really small bikinis with me. Of we could meet up in Africa, and again look at girls take their clothes off in Africa, and call it cultural, either way it is a more pleasant than working hard.

They want me to have great grammar, if I write this out in 10 minutes, I will make money. If I work on it for four hours until every phrase is perfect, I will make the exact same amount of money, who is stupid? I want to pay the grammar people to obey the rules, correct my grammar and obey all the rules, while I go to the beach and look at girls.

Either way, I make the money, who is stupid?

I think you want me to tell people they are stupid.
I am quite sure, you want to admit to you, I think all my readers are stupid.

Ok, I admit it, and the sad part is they prove it to me every day, the get really angry, make some nasty comments, and do not even know how to use a computer mouse to click away.

It is amazing how a person who is working 14 hours a day is willing to criticize me. Hmm, the idiot is road rage on steroids, he is so full of anger, he or she will try to be smart by trying to make me look stupid. Then, if I read the comment, I am just tempted to say,
"How can you be so stupid, get your head out of your ass."

Look in the mirror, then look at the photos I take daily, who has a life, me or you?

What do you want?

Do you want me to cut their nuts off, and prove them stupid?

Or, do you want to line up, stand in front of me, write something you believe is intelligent and hope if flies, than somehow maybe you get my approval. But then soon, you get over confident, and you truly say something stupid, Gong, you lose.

I think this is masochistic, and you just want to annoy me until I tell you what I am truly thinking, unedited, streaming, screaming truthfulness, cutting and slicing.

There is nothing more provocative than the truth, and as House says,
"Everybody lies."

And because reader cannot stop lying in the comment box, they demand to write like, rationalize to themselves, have complete delusions of adequacy, and lie to me, I can punch their buttons, provoke, and enrage them with just simple obvious truths.

You just want to see me kick barking dogs, tell me the truth?

Telling a person they are stupid is an act of humanity, it give the person the chance to have some humility, to become teachable and stop being an idiot everyone I laughing at.

Did you think I was just going to let you write in all the ways I am idiot?

I told Boy Genius to activate the comments again, it is a lottery, maybe today, tomorrow, or the next day they will start to work. Maybe he is doing right now while I am typing, if so, have fun, but I am not an idiot, I vote with my mouse, even on my own site.

Please Tell me All the Ways I am an Idiot

EXAMPLE: Received today after I sent today.


Help Center Message: Please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.

I have tired of your attitude towards your readers, and do not want to hear about your charades and your feelings of superior intellect over everyone else.
For a guy who makes a living from his followers, you treat your readership like crap.
Again, get me off your list - I do not want to read your crappolla again - yes I am all ready automatically deleting anything from you already.

Category: Question for Andy
Name: John Wilson
Country: USA
Telephone: 678 357-5106

Answer: There is an un-subscribe link in every e-mail you receive.

Grow up, and click on it.

Ok, I know that is impossible, I un-subscribed you.

Andy Graham

My Life of Always Having Something Cool to Talk About

I want to give you a virus, so you can go spread it around the world… What am I saying, you have to think I am crazy, yes, "Yikes," it is true; I would love to infect your life with what I have in me. What is this virus I have in me that I would love to give to you? It is the fact that today:

"I love my life, I love this life I have, and it is a life worth living."

Hmmm… Something cool to talk about in Sosua, DR, Caribbean

Why, because every day of my life, something happens that is worth talking about, worth calling up my friends and saying, you would not believe what happened yesterday…

Sosua, Dominican Republic (Adult Community or Expats)
by Andy Graham (Gadget) of | Gadget Profile


Viral Marketing
I have a good friend, his name is Andrew Suares, a.k.a. Boy Genius from India. Monday through Friday he calls me and we discuss our two web sites, and and soon about 50 more sites.

Blah Blah Blah, we our dream is to have our sites go "SUPER SITE."

How does this happen, Andrew want to know,
"How do we make a site go VIRAL?"

How does one make a

Simple, it has to be just too cool.
I want to take a cool photos that makes you understand the real world.
I want to write book that changes one persons life for the better.
I want to tell a joke a the New Garden Hotel here in Sosua that make all the boys laugh.

I want to kiss a girl one time and say, I want to marry you.

I want a life that that make everyone else jealous.

I want to share with you why I love my life, because when you have something truly great, when you are living the dream, when a person has a really great life, when life is just too cool for words, what happens?

We want to tell the world!

If for one second I would let you feel the passion, the love, the feelings, if I could change one persons life, my life would be worth living.

I want to infect all of you with a virus.

I want everyone to have a cool life, I want everyone to sit around knowing, that one time in their life, they climbed to the top and screamed at the world, I am alive today, and my life is great.

I could give a fuck about the money, I want you to live, to engage, to be a player in your own life, to be the hero of your own life.

I am not bragging, I am saying, why the hell are all of sitting around with your thumb up your butt waiting to go live your life. I live cheaper traveling than I can live in the USA, I ain’t no Hobo, I live like a king, you guy are nuts, you see all the negatives, come get a life, come share the good life, either get living, or get dying, but do something.

I want to tell you something that make you tell your boss to go shove it.

Are you afraid to walk by open windows? Are you afraid you might jump out? You do not have to, there is a life out here worth living, where there is something cool happening everyday, it is truly the time to plan you escape.

If just one of you got it, this rant was worth writing today.

My Life of Always Having Something Cool to Talk About