SELL CANADIAN GIRL FOR CAMELS IN IRAQ

Was trying to convince Canadian girl to go to Iraq with me.
I was say,
"I can sell you to the Iraq men for my safety."
She said,
"It would have to be at least 100 camels...
And red ones."
Like I know the difference in value between a normal camel and a red one.
I may be able to help on the difference in cows. Being I am from rural Indiana.

BAZOOKA COWS
My Harvard friend was in Russia. He said you could pay to use a bazooka to blow up a cow.
Now the people that want to do this for fun...
Are certifiably crazy.