DRIVE BY SHOOTING - TNT MAGAZINE
- Really this is a drive by interview.
READ ONLINE - LOOK AT PHOTOS
http://www.hobotraveler.com/129tntmagazine.shtml
( I LIKE THIS MAGAZINE - Really - No Joke. )
I will try to behave, and I will apologize now so I do not
have to at the end if I slip and am sarcastic. This magazine is wonderful. But
not in the way a magazine would wish to be wonderful. The advertisers in this
magazine are perfect for a Hobo or Backpacker. You know the type. Me and some
other crazies that take off for months on end and never come home.
So what I am saying is,
"Read the back of the magazine for advertisers that can help."
If you really wish. Read the articles, but for me,
"I can't be bothered."
This weeks - October 20th Issue has a Gold Course on it
and a caption,
"Living on the Wedge."
OK, if you really want to attract backpacker.
That title and front cover has
"Lost the plot."
....Now, me writing about Iraq is off the story line also. So who am I to talk?
( I LIKE THIS MAGAZINE - Really - No Joke. )
The price is perfect if you are in London - FREE. I
suppose it is paid for by advertisers. I hope they got that golf company to pay
through the nose. In Advance!
BENEFITS:
Sell the benefits they say,
1. Ads for cheap Hostels. - 8 Pounds
2. Ads for jobs.
3. Ads for cheap flights... (Maybe)
Well. I think Trailfinders.com and Statravel.com advertise in here. So that good
start. I cannot remember if Easyjet.com and Ryanair.com are in there. But
hopefully.
4. Travel Insurance like insureandgo.com.
5. Shipping companies. For people to send thing home. I will study up on this
and see why it is such a big deal here. Normally that is DHL or UPS. But here
they have a real selection. UPS stands for United Parcel Service. I am not sure
what DHL stand for. But they are a big world shipping company for smaller
packages.
A bunch of other stuff for travelers.
OH Yea! By the way. All you companies that I just pointed at...
Send Money. I do all this nice advertising for these companies. But that is the
point of this page. I can normally find the Tourist Attractions real easy, but
to find a cheap flights, and other Hobo needs. I need some good advertisements
to read. This Magazine has them.
( I LIKE THIS MAGAZINE - Really - No Joke. )
I am repeating the above line in repentance for any
sarcasm or direct comments made.
OK. Back to the Drive by Shooting, Oops. Interview with
TNT Magazine.
I do not think they took me serious. I am happy for that.
I wanted them on their normal behavior and not their special behavior.
INTERVIEW
I went over to the office of TNT Magazine. It is located just down the
street from my Hostel. So this was easy for me. I need it easy or I will not do
it. But I walked into the office. There is this blond girl with a telephone
headset on behind the reception desk. I want to interview here more then the
magazine. She is Swedish and that is always ok in my book. She is polite and
tries to understand why I am in the office. I keep telling them that I have
already read or looked at the magazine. I tell them also that I have a travel
webpage and am collecting information on the magazine for travelers. I had to
tell them this a few times. They think Americans are slow, and I am trying to be
polite.
FIRST DAY - Monday
The lady or person that the Swedish girl is trying to connect me with is under
deadline. I try to set an appointment and be polite. But that does not
work. So after I cannot get an appointment. I say,
"What time does Miss Eyb come in?"
Now the Swedish girl tried very hard to explain that I wanted to talk to someone
and explained very well. So she did her job very well. And she is Swedish. That
lends to me being easier on her. She did do good.
The Swedish receptionist says,
"She comes in at 10:00."
I say,
"I will return then tomorrow at 11:00, she should be settle in by then."
Now I worry a lot about people getting drunk and not being
to work on time. Especially the British. I am not sure where this Lady is from,
but to be cautious I would not want to wake up a Brit early. So I will return at
11:00.
SECOND DAY - Tuesday
I enter the office. Same great Swedish girl. I walk around
and look around and try to be on my best Hobo behavior. What is nice about this
is that nobody take me serious. This is perfect. Just the way I like it. I am
trying to chat up the Swedish girl and getting nowhere really. But she is very
nice and that is good. I am having fun.
Ms. Eyb comes out. I changed that to Ms. form Miss to be
safe. Do not want the Political Correct police after me. She is short, abrupt,
and short. She has to be British. But I did not ask. So who knows? Not
important.
I will paraphrase. Saves on typing. She said the magazine
was for the Australians, New Zealanders, and the South Africans. That is was
about Life Style, Travel, and etc. At this juncture she tries to give me another
Free Magazine. I start to be more complex in sentence structure and use very
succinct and proper diction for clarification and to take the P iss. Besides I
know that I am American and that is for sure stupid. Plus slow and other
peasantry type behavior. I am the fief.
But onward. I am getting bored and really do not like to
talk to serious people. I try a focus session. I want to know how or why they
focus on the backpacker? Bigger sentences beside they focus on "Life Style." But
I was bored and started to leave. Took a photo. oops. That got them or her real
serious. I ask or got a business card. I cannot remember exactly. But she gave
me one after I took the photo.
PHOTOS are great. Just take a photo of someone if you want
their attention. Especially if you do not want to know what they really think. I
take photos secretly or after any kind of conversation.
She ask me after the Photo,
"Why did you take a photo"
I said,
"I really do have a webpage, and I really am collecting information for
travelers."
I am little impatient with this repetition. But that is OK. Better this way.
She says,
"Do you have a business card?"
I say,
"No."
This is the truth. Just a hassle and not needed.
She says,
"Why?"
I say,
"I like to be anonymous."
She goes and writes down. Hobo Traveler. What to know if
it has one or two L in the traveler. I say one. Good question. I have both the
one and two L's so not really important. But still a good question. I scoot on
out before she gets in more inquisitive. I especially do not like people with
cameras. By the way. The camera was in my hands the whole time in the office. So
I did not secretive. This was not a drive by shooting. It was a give them
warning shooting. So I had fun. It was good for me.
The ADVERTISEMENTS in the magazine are great.
Read it or place in the John. It is free in England. I think the cost is too
high for a subscription. She says they have a newsletter you can subscribe to
online and you can subscribe to the magazine in other countries for a BIG fee.
Too much fun.
By the way. They are offering seminars on travel writing.
I think it was on October 4th. So I am late. But that is good. I would not pay
to learn to write. I am positive I have little talent and that no one would want
to read this incessant blathering and noise.
Tntmagazine.com
( I LIKE THIS MAGAZINE - Really - No Joke. )
Send money TNT! I just want people to send money.
That is simple? But if they sent money. They would probably want me to be
serious and correct my grammar. Spell good. I can't be bothered. Keep your money
please.